‘Autopsy’
courtesy of ‘ Jomo’
So if you’re not reading this in your RSS reader, you can see the prominent LivingSocial ads on our site. We Love DC has an affiliate relationship with LivingSocial, which is why I happen to know that if you buy today’s deal for the National Crime & Punishment Museum with your Visa card, you’ll get two of them, so you can give one to a friend. And since the deal includes “a free pair of handcuffs,” it may be appropriate for a very special friend indeed.
As I said, we’re a LivingSocial affiliate, so I freely admit that we make money when you click the ad and buy the deal. So think of it as an opportunity to not only send a friend a pair of handcuffs, but to also buy a beer for your favorite WLDC writer. And if this blatantly commercial conflict of interest skeeves you out but you still want the handcuffs, I question your skeeve-priorities but welcome you to go directly to LivingSocial.com and avoid sending us any filthy lucre.
Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.
Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.
Can I just skip the middleman and buy Erin or Samer a beer?
You can, but if Erin or Samer gives you handcuffs, I don’t want to hear about it.