From a listing in the Craigslist Free Stuff section:
Baby Donkey for to good home (sic)
Can you resist this little guy? I wonder how long I could hide him from my lovely wife. I think he would be a fine house pet except for the whole crapping everywhere thing.
Have you ever owned a donkey? How do you care for one? Will he eat my cat?
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