“She’s just lips and ass. That’s what goes into sausages!”
— Desert Island Boy, on Angelina Jolie
“I’d do Angelina Jolie.”
— Tiffany, after Desert Island Boy
“Crikey! A douchebag in their natural habitat.”
— Tom, on the guy in the lavender polo, with the collar popped
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Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.
Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.
