Another Cuddling Incident

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‘Cop Car in Georgetown’
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Has the “Georgetown Cuddler” returned?  Police report that a woman in Glover Park awoke on Sunday morning to find a stranger spooning her in bed. Upon discovery, the man fled without stealing anything, or otherwise causing any property damage.  This crime bears striking resemblance to a spate of sexual assaults that occurred in Georgetown, last year.  In all cases, women asleep in their homes awoke to find a stranger fondling them. This is first such incident since August.

Kirk is a Maine-born, military brat who moved no fewer than 12 times during his childhood. He came to the DC area in 2004 for his undergrad and decided that it was the place for him. Since graduating, he’s nabbed a job with the Fed and spends most of his free time hunting for cheap thrills in the city. Find out why he loves DC.

3 thoughts on “Another Cuddling Incident”

  1. We really need to stop giving this criminal a cutesy name. He’s not a fucking cuddler; he’s an intruder, he assaults, he likely damages the feeling of security for life in his victims.

    I hate this so much.

  2. I agree with Evie. Home invasion and assault would be devastating for anyone and is not “cuddly.”