‘Fist Pump’
courtesy of ‘jimwhimpey’
Is the Real World not satisfying your thirst for reality television? Has your guilty pleasure quota not been met yet? Good. I didn’t think so.
The GW Hatchet announced that JWoww and Pauly D of MTV’s Jersey Shore are making an appearance at McFadden’s on January 19.
McFadden’s will be running drink specials from 8 p.m. to midnight on $5 Jagerbombs. But that’s not all! There’s more! Get ready for some of Jersey’s finest while bar go-ers battle it out during a fist pumping contest AND a bikini contest for the ladies.
On the one hand, YES THIS IS AMAZING DREAM COME TRUE. On the other, I’m TERRIFIED to meet them in person. That crotch/forehead dance move that Pauly D and JWOWW do may be hysterical to watch from the safety of my own home, but the drama, fist-fights, and shirtless action might do me in in real life.
Why are we glorifying these people?
@Brad I wouldn’t necessarily say “glorifying”. It’s more like … I happen to find the whole “reality tv” pandemic hilarious. Absolutely, positively hilarious.
I swear to all that is holy…if I see J Woww in person I will get down on one knee and ask her to marry me. I have never had the pleasure of witnessing such natural beauty beam through my LCD television. The only thing larger than her bosom is her heart.
God bless
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