Fairfax Going Rogue with Palin

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‘So Palin is 40% off already.’
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DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! Now, open up your Outlook and Google calendars and add an all-day event for Saturday, December 5th. Simply title the event “My Dream Cometh True”. Now save. In other words, Sarah Palin is coming to Fairfax, Virginia in just a few short weeks! Are you ready to go rogue? You can do it…and save money. According to the above picture, the book “Going Rogue” can be had for up to 40% off.

But before you set aside your weekend to focus on Palin Palin Palin, make sure to determine if you are actually a real American from real America or not. Palin doesn’t like non-real Americans, and people from the DC area (and especially northern Virginia according to McCain’s brother) are very much not real Americans. But maybe by holding this out in Fairfax she feels she is on the border between real and fake America? I don’t have my real vs. fake map handy, but I’d have to say that Fairfax is mostly fake based on the definitions alluded to during the Presidential campaign. But if you do go, just make sure to act extra patriotic so she can’t tell where you are from. I suggest looking like someone who could kill a wolf with an assault rifle from a helicopter.

I leave you with this excerpt from the book description. If this doesn’t make you rush out and buy it and stand in line to meet the politician of your dreams, I have no-freaking-clue what will.

“One year ago, Sarah Palin burst onto the national political stage like a comet. Yet even now, few Americans know who this remarkable woman really is.”

Event Details:

Saturday, December 05, 2009
BJ’s
13053 Fairlake Shopping Cente Fairfax County, VA 22033

Karl is a Washingtonian who lives and breathes everything that is DC. Politics, ethnic restaurants, sad sports teams, the Metro and pretty much anything in between. Karl’s life is kind of like going to a Nats’ game while eating Ethiopian food and discussing the latest legislation to pass the House. Then cramming on the Metro for a ride home. That ’bout sums it up. See why Karl loves DC or check him out on Twitter.

7 thoughts on “Fairfax Going Rogue with Palin”

  2. Let it go. Who cares about Palin? I wish people would stop talking about her and her stupid book. We all need to forget her existence. Also, don’t use “politican” is not really a word, unless you meant politician and in that case it’s spelled wrong.

  3. I don’t understand what the hatred is all about. Sarah Palin is the Right’s Barack Obama.
    Both have roughly the same amount of experience.
    Both make dumb and inaccurate statements.
    Both represent the each side to the fullest extent.

    The only difference is that the media hates Palin and loves Obama.

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  6. Real dumb Americans think Palin said that she could see Russia from her house. Tina Fey said that, not Sarah Palin. I am still mystified by the vitriol and hatred for Palin.

  7. @rmw: Her actual quote was “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska”

    I don’t think there is “hatred” for Sarah Palin, I certainly didn’t say that in my post.