Coworker 1: “I think I want to join Flow Yoga because I like how environmentally-conscious they are.”
Me: “So, are there a lot of yoga studios out there which aren’t environmentally-conscious? Because you’re kind of screwing with my yoga studio stereotypes right now.”
Coworker 2: “Yeah, are there yoga studios where they slaughter kittens while spraying Aqua-Net around the room?”
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