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Our friend @RitaHayworth tweeted this morning that she wondered if that WMATA actually stood for “We Make Accidents, Terrible Accidents?” That got me thinking. What do you think WMATA actually stands for? Can you come up with some good ones? Best entry gets a $10 farecard purchased by yours truly.
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What Makes Automobiles Truly Appealing.
We Make Angry Teabaggers Angrier
Hah! Winner!
When Might A Train Arrive?
We Manage Always To Annoy
Who Makes a Trip Awful?
* We Might All Take Amtrak
* Where Most Annoying Tourists Are (especially true of Smithsonian Station!)
* Wasting Mornings, And The Afternoons
Watching Many Angry Trains Attack
When Might A Train Arrive? (doh! dwfma beat me to it!)
Washington Must Always Take Autos.
We Move Asses, Trumping Automobiles
Washington Metro Ain’t Truly Acceptable.
Washington Metro Accentuates The Auto.
Washington May Always Travel Angry
Wasting Money and Time Always
Waiting Makes All Travelers Angry
Walk, Metro Ain’t Too Agreeable
FTW – “What Makes Automobiles Truly Appealing.” – Matt
Or Building off of Matt’s earlier comment, “What Makes Automobiles Truly Appealing.”
We Make Automobiles Truly Appealing.
WeLoveDC Mainly Assumes They’re Assholes
We Meander Aimlessly Through Allegations
Where Morons Always Talk Assumptions
We Make Alternate Transportation Appealing
Where My Attitude Talks Arrogance
When Most Assume Transit Annoys
Whiny, Mediocre Administration Talks Ass
We Mostly Allow Transients Access
Which Moron Accidentally Totaled Another?
What, Me Absolve Transit Aggravation?
Washingtonians Making Another Tourist Angry
Washingtonians Making Alternative Travel Arrangements
Washington Makes Alternative Transportation Arrangements
We Make Amateurs Train Attendants.
Washington’s (World’s) Most Annoying Transit Agency
Watch Massive Attacking Trains Arrive – http://bit.ly/wy50u
When Might Authorities Teach Attendants
Waning Money Actually Triggers Accidents.
Waning Money Actually Triggers Accidents
Woman? Man? Almost Terminated All.
Woman? Man? Almost Terminated All.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/getthere/2009/09/expect_delays_person_struck_by.html
Washington: Mass Accidents, Transit Accidental
Waning Money Actually Triggers Accidents (repost)
We Might Approach The Airport
http://www.dullesmetro.com/
We Make Aging Trains Airborne
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Washington_Metro_train_collision#Collision
Waning Money Actually Triggers Accidents.
(3rd attempt)
Where Meddling Antagonizes Tysons Area
Working Meddlers Aggravate Tysons Area.
Workers Meddling Aggrevates Tysons Area
WeLoveDC Minions Alter The Acronym