I know it’s not October yet, but Six Flags America needs your help. They’re prepping for their annual Fright Fest and will be holding auditions on Wednesday, August 26 and Thursday, August 27 from 4 to 9 p.m.
The theme park is looking for people to perform in their Halloween-themed song and dance revues, to perform in the park’s haunted walk-through attractions, and to fill spooky roles as in-park monsters, zombies, and other assorted creatures of the night. All candidates must pre-register by calling the Six Flags America Entertainment Hotline at (301) 249-1500 ext. 5092. Candidates should bring a recent headshot and resume, be prepared to move, sing and act, and show a sense of humor. Halloween costumes are not permitted at auditions.
Actual werewolves must show proof of recent rabies vaccination.
Having lived in the DC area for ten years, Ben still loves to wander the city with his wife, shooting lots of photos and exploring all the latest exhibits and galleries. A certified hockey fanatic, he spends some time debating the Washington Capitals club with friends – but everyone knows of his three decade love affair with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
A professional writer, gamer, photographer, and Lego enthusiast, Ben remains captivated by DC and doesn’t plan on leaving any time soon.
“Candidates should bring a recent headshot and resume, be prepared to move, sing and act, and show a sense of humor.”
Clearly these people are unfamiliar with zombism. Zombies tend to shamble, and I’ll be damned if they sing.
Hellooooo, have you not seen Thriller?