‘practice balls’
courtesy of ‘philliefan99’

For those of you who are into political metaphors turning not-so-metaphorical, Congress will be playing its annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game at Nationals Park. Tickets are $10 and ticket proceeds benefit the Washington Literacy Council and the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Washington. The Republicans are defending their title, and the Democrats will be trying to take ONE MORE THING from them (seriously guys, the White House, Congress, and upcoming SCOTUS nominations aren’t enough? You have to kick a party when it’s down?).

Hey, at least THIS bad DC baseball benefits charity.

Tiffany Bridge

Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.

Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.