‘Sausages, we don’t need your stinkin’ sausages’
courtesy of ‘theopie’
No, literally. WTOP reports on the weird stuff people have tried to smuggle into the US this week, including pornography (helloooo, we have the Internet here too, you know), cigarrettes, currency, and a staggering variety of meat products. Pork seems to be the most popular, including the sausages a woman tried to hide in a shrink-wrapped puzzle box.
It’s a slow news day, my inner 12-year-old approves of anything that gives me legitimate reason to use the phrase “shrink-wrapped sausage.”
Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.
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“my inner 12-year-old approves of anything that gives me legitimate reason to use the phrase “shrink-wrapped sausage.””
That made my day, hahahahaha. Thank you!
I just love that you were able to work in the phrase, “hide the sausage.” That makes me giggle like Beavis.