I swear, dumb criminal stories are my least favorite, though most funny, thing that I post here at MBDC, but this one takes the case. Keith “I’ll Kill Ya!” Washington had a handcuff key sewn into his shirt while he was awaiting sentencing. That’s right, he had a key to the cuffs that would likely contain him during sentencing. Well played, Keith, well played.
If it weren’t for those meddling kids, I’m sure they never would’ve caught you, Keith. Now go to Prison like a good little felon.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs
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