Now, I always was thinking, what if the Germans turned their expertise in building the perfect automobile towards other domestic tools of the trade… it seems that they also need a little “pick me up” in the morning, too.. Rube Goldberg style.

I think this site remains in it’s original German due to a conspiracy by Starbucks baristas everywhere fearing for their job security. All I can think about is the opening of “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” with Danny Elfman’s “Breakfast Machine” music put to a visual of this robotic monster brewing up a fresh cup of vanilla french roast for consuption /a>by my over-caffeinated office mates.

Amélie Koran

Computer Geek, Music Junkie, Movie Fanatic, Beer Aficionado, Part-Time Amateur Photographer… Amélie has lived in D.C. off-and-on for the past 23 years, always calling the National Capitol region her home. She’s also probably one of those types of odd-folks with realms of useless trivia you’d like to have on your side during a pub quiz.