There’s a blog for everything. Really, I swear it. Enter The Blank Top Cab Chronicles. It’s a dispatcher at one of the Arlington Cab Companies, and it’s absolutely high comedy at its finest:
ME: Well, ma’am, the truth is that I’m pretty sure there’s nothing the slightest bit illegal about parking a car with up to date tags and registration on a public road. Sorry.
LADY: Huh. Well then maybe I’ll just take his license plates off and tell the police it’s abandoned and have them tow it.
ME: Interesting idea. That’s probably a felony, but go for it if it’s really pissing you off that much.
LADY: Maybe I will.
Wow. People are crazy. But this blog is hysterical.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs
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