Famous only for writing about fucking staffers and administration members, Jessica Cutler has found out just how far you can fall after a brief bout with popularity. Many thanks to Wonkette for pointing out that Cutler is now unable to pay her legal bills after being sued by one of her former beaus:
“The judge issued this order after Cutler failed to respond to her lawyer’s motion to withdraw (for nonpayment of fees). So Jessica, if you’re out there reading this, please get back to the court — ASAP.
Personally, we would give multiple body parts to watch Jessica Cutler represent herself. It would be the greatest pro se performance since Anna Nicole Smith. We suspect Judge Friedman would become very sympathetic to Cutler after having an ex parte conference with her in chambers.”
Nicely said, Wonkette, nicely said.
Edited Later : Cutler has requested we link to her name and to her book. I have linked to her name, but there’s no way I’ll ask people to buy her book. Though, if you feel like supporting Jessica, and depriving us of further blogging material, her site will tell you all about it. –TB
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