Back when the Orioles traded for Anna, er, Kris Benson in January, I predicted either a complete nutjob, or the happiest Orioles clubhouse ever. Well, turns out the whole thing’s a wash, as Anna Benson filed for divorce. However, this does mean that all of Baltimore now actually has a pretty solid chance with Anna, especially if you’re a ballboy.
Wait, you haven’t seen Anna yet? Pity.
The O’s are in town tonight at RFK, and tickets are still available if you’re interested.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs