Butterstick has a Posse?
Obey Butterstick?
What would Butterstick Do?
I’m really confused. See, at noon today, Obey Butterstick was supposed to have some awesome new content designed, I’m sure, to blow our little panda-lovin’ minds and force us to all Metro up to Woodley Park (because Butterstick hates emissions, yo.) and break him out of the panda paddock and exalt him to the highest office in the land.
Except, well, it’s 12:03, and ain’t shit happenin’. Obey Butterstick? Feh. I got your obeisance right here.
[Update, 12:05: The Site has changed again…but, no further plans, except for some sweet butterstick gear has been added. And this is step 1 somehow? What’s step 3? Profit? Are we the underwear gnomes or something?]
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