– Why are there still people who yell “O!” during the National Anthem? Not only are you at the wrong stadium, you have terrible manners.
– Three pieces of string does not qualify as underwear. That’s not panties, it’s twine. Also, I don’t want to look at your ass crack all night, so wear a longer shirt.
– It was terribly ambitious of the Nats to send out invoices for playoff tickets to season ticket holders and demand that we pay them by Monday to reserve our seats. Awfully ambitious, seeing as how the Nats are at least 5 games out of even Wild Card contention.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs
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