Dear Mr. Metropolitan Police Parking Enforcement Officer:
Yes, it’s very gratifying that you’re enforcing the 4:00-6:30 No Parking period at 4:01 PM as I’m outside my office, taking three minutes to unload stuff from my car into the waiting arms of my coworkers. Really, we’re all very pleased that you’re so dedicated to your job.
But I only have one question.
Where the FUCK are you at 5:30 and 6:00, when there is ACTUAL TRAFFIC being SEVERELY BLOCKED?! You know, when the FedEx truck is parked on L Street unloading a hell of a lot more stuff than it takes to full up the back seat of my Beetle.
But I also suppose I should thank you for taking your time on the truck in front of me that had been left at the curb, leaving me just enough time to DRIVE AWAY before you got to me.
Love,
Tiff
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs
Tiffany Baxendell Bridge is an Internet enthusiast and an incurable smartass. When not heckling the neighborhood political scene on Twitter, she can be found goofing off with her ukulele, Bollywood dancing, or obsessing about cult TV. She is That Woman With the Baby In the Bar.
Tiffany lives in Brookland with her husband Tom, son Charlie, and two high-maintenance cats. Read why Tiffany loves DC.
