DC is finally going to get to work with the Feds to reduce the number of checkpoints and get traffic flowing again in DC. Pretty please?
Metro may not be able to keep its escalators working, and it may not be able to keep the trains running after a few days of rain, its station managers might assault the husbands of pregnant women, and it may not even be able to keep the operators ON the trains during a trip, but gosh darn it, their employees are at least going to get courtesy training. Oh goody, that’ll make it ALL better.
And because they can’t stomach the idea of hunting in Montgomery County, they’re going to control the deer population by little deer-doses of contraceptives. Depo-Provera for deer. This is what tax dollars pay for?
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs