I had to laugh at this hand washing instruction guide in the restroom at my place of work designed to prevent the spread of that nasty, nasty pig flu virus.  In case you need a refresher course on how to wash your hands after doing whatever it is you just did in the restroom, here are the steps:

1) Wet Hands
2) Soap
3) Wash
4) Rinse
5) Dry
6) Turn Off Water

We’ll all be sorry when this this turns into a full blown Pigapalooza, but for now it’s just fun to laugh at the mass media hysteria and CYA that’s going on around the world.  By the way, if and when the pandemic comes to an end, please, please continue to wash your hands after your visit to the restroom.  Please.