The yuletide is high and Santa probably will be too. Yep, it’s time for Santarchy yet again. After running across them every year since I’ve moved here, I’m finally going to join the festivities. And it sure looks festive from the outside, let me tell you. So suit up and be at the meeting place at 1pm this Saturday, prepared to sing along with such gems as “Let it Flow,” “Away on a Bender,” “Police Navidad” and “A Santa’s Life for Me.”
Ho Ho, Ho Ho, a Santa’s life for me.
We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me Santas, Ho Ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me Santas, Ho Ho.
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