‘Dedication’
courtesy of ‘N.S.’
A man shivvied out of his clothes yesterday, over near the White House at 5pm, to go for a jog around the White House. The Secret Service were rather upset that the man just left his clothes in a bag, which had to be deemed as a suspicious package, at the corner of 15th and E Street to run around, and for his troubles they took him in for indecent exposure, but he has not yet been charged.
No word on how badly 25 degree windchill affected the jogger’s suspicious package.
I live and work in the District of Columbia. I write at We Love DC, a blog I helped start, I work at Technolutionary, a company I helped start, and I’m happy doing both. I enjoy watching baseball, cooking, and gardening. I grow a mean pepper, keep a clean scorebook, and wash the dishes when I’m done. Read Why I Love DC.
He was just prepping for Sunday’s No Pants Party. http://www.welovedc.com/2010/01/05/no-pants-party-on-the-metro-scheduled-for-sunday/
hahahahahah
Suspicious package
(stole that one)
My guess is it contained an inseminary device.