Best. Service. EVER.

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Meg over at 2birds1blog tweeted about this GROUNDBREAKING service of… wait for it… COFFEE DELIVERY! AAHHH!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! I just had that brilliant idea a few weekends ago when I was moving apartments and really, really needed coffee but couldn’t go get it. (See? See, I did, I swear.)

This. Is. Life. Changing! The Craigslist Ad says: “We currently deliver to the entire Washington DC NORTHWEST district, and BETHESDA/CHEVY CHASE, MD area. This will soon change as our company is projected to grow very quickly. While in the future we intend to have an on-call service, coffee orders need to be placed at least 5 hours in advance at the moment. Hot coffee will be delivered hot, and iced coffee will be delivered cold. We are in the process of negotiating discount prices with several coffee retailers, but the pricing right now is still only $5 plus the price of the coffee. Order 5 coffees for the office for only $20. Place your orders now to ineedajavagirl@gmail.com”

I will be their most loyal customer, unless somewhere in the subtext of that description I’m supposed to get that they’re actually strippers or um, shady masseuses. But if they for real deliver coffee, as in, the Caribou kind, not the scantily clad kind? Best Business Idea EVAR. EVARRRR.

Katie moved to DC in 2007, and has since embarked upon a love affair with the city. She’s an education reform advocate and communications professional during the day; at night and on the weekends, she’s an owner here at We Love DC. Katie has high goals to eat herself through the entire city, with only her running shoes to save her from herself. For up-to-the-minute news and reviews (among other musings), follow her on Twitter!

7 thoughts on “Best. Service. EVER.”

  2. Not. I’m accustomed to obtaining my coffee in a demure, fully clothed manner and would like that to continue for the rest of my life with the only exception being a significant other. And even he can probably stand put some pants on.

  4. Katie

    I run all the Caribous in the East, but am based out of DC. We cant deliver our wonderful coffee, but I will leave a $10 gift certificate for you at your local Caribou to use on your next few visits. Just let me know which one you frequent and I will leave it with the manager. Thanks for being a guest ( at least until that other guys starts to deliver.)lol-

    Thanks
    Mike Dolinger (mdolinger@cariboucoffee.com)

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