‘phallus’
courtesy of ‘Skelekitten’
During a speech in support of the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Act, which expands the definition of hate crimes to violence against a person because of sexual orientation, Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) found himself listing off a number of sex acts which are NOT covered by the hate crime statute. Apparently it got pretty raw, and he felt the need to apologize to the transcribers for it. NBCWashington has the video, if you’re 12, and into that kind of thing. But if I may say so, that schtick has already been done, and better, by Rowan Atkinson.
ZOMG ridiculous picture.
Bahahahahahahahaha, i just got it. I’m always late to the party.
Cite: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/Z?r111:H29AP9-0028:e66032:358