image from the South Butt website

The DC MPD’s community outreach department has a release out stating that in the last day there’s been two separate robberies where North Face items were stolen. You might consider replacing your North Face items with stuff from the satirical South Butt company. Barring that, the MPD has collected some tips from various sources about how to keep yourself safe and prepare for the possibility of a theft.

Robbery Safety Tips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhWDZZ29FhQ
Source: Las Vegas Police Department

Wallet Inventory & Emergency Checklist:
http://www.ou.edu/oupd/lostwallet.pdf
Source: The University of Oklahoma

If your wallet is stolen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oERx7Xl_G2E
Source: USAA.com

Don Whiteside

Well I used to say something in my profile about not quite being a “tinker, tailor, soldier, or spy” but Tom stole that for our about us page, so I guess I’ll have to find another way to express that I am a man of many interests.

Hmm, guess I just did.

My tastes run the gamut from sophomoric to Shakespeare and in my “professional” life I’ve sold things, served beer, written software, and carried heavy objects… sometimes at the same place. It’s that range of loves and activities that makes it so easy for me to love DC – we’ve got it all.