‘Teddy and Teddy’
courtesy of ‘philliefan99’
It’s too early for giant-headed past presidents. Still in my morning pre-coffee stupor, I got off the escalator at Chinatown only to be greeted by good ol’ Teddy, the running prez. He was handing out 25% off coupons to the Memorial Day weekend games, which is always nice. He also informed me that there are post-game fireworks this Friday and free hats to the first 20,000 fans on Saturday. Thanks, Teddy. Now, if only you were handing out coffee…
Every game I cheer for Teddy to win and every game he breaks my heart.
Did you ask him if he will ever win a race in the near future? Maybe we need to send some fellas over there to fit the other racers with a pair of concrete goulashes *Wink, wink.