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courtesy of ‘newsongNY’
Feds at Dulles Airport yesterday arrested a guy for smuggling cocaine hidden inside moist cheese dip. Now, it was only a few ounces inside the cheese, but after the Borders & Customs crowd found his little stash, they also found a brick of over a kilogram taped to his person. Looks like you’re going to have to work harder than that, mister smuggler guy.
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Wow. Times sure have changed. Back in my day, if you wanted to smuggle drugs, you had to hide them in your rectum or swallow a bunch of condoms filled with drugs. Cheese dip? That’s just lazy.