‘Cherry Blossom Bombshell Victory. Washington, DC. April 2009.’
courtesy of ‘stuzehner’
Beloved WLDC readers, it is your lucky day! We have 2 tickets to give away to the upcoming Championship bout of roller derby. The match-up pits the DC DemonCats against the Cherry Blossom Bombshells on Saturday, May 9th, at the Armory. Doors open at 4, match begins at 5 p.m.
How do you score yourself a sweet ticket to this madness? Answer below, in the comments, if you were a DC RollerGirl, what would your roller derby name be? An explanation of why it suits you afterward would be added fun. For those unfamiliar with the sport might want to check out the league rosters for example names. Fun fact: there’s a national database of registered player aliases, and no two names and numbers can be the same.
The top 2 names — as selected by the judicious WLDC staff — will win a ticket. We’ll announce the winners at the end of the week. Get crackin’!
Apocalypstick!
Peach Bruiser. The only explanation is that I am from Georgia.
oooh… my bf thought up mine. My given name is Ruth so as a DC Rollergirl I’d be RUTHLESS BADER GINSBURG, natch!
Rolling Thunder
You can run but you can’t hide
Debbie-Does-Derby
Deb-u-taunt-you
Deb-bomb
Lilly-DEBS-Better (cos I like to get paid!)
Jen-dover-Boyfriend (cos I likes that too)
Fag-hag-alicious (cos I am what I am)
Debalicious (see above)
Debb-biotch (that too)
Double-D (bra size, and name starts with D)
Deb-bite-you (if you let me)
Sonja Bonja. My nickname…since preschool.
Bettie Rage
Minnie Hurl!
“How-w-w-DEE-E-E-E! I’m jes’ so proud to beat you!”
Hellinor Rollsevelt
well, there’s…
loudblackgirl (for obvious reasons; lbg for short)
the orthodontist (because i’ll reset yo teef, beetches!)
B’Rock YO-MOMMA (hail to the chief)
Capital Punishment (whoa…super lame)
tammi two shoes (my nickname since the day i was born)
suck my stopper (lmao)
Hellian Keller (i’ll leave you deaf, dumb, and blind)
Well I have two names. I am currently FRESH MEAT for the Mason Dixon Roller Vixens in Hagerstown, MD. I am currently deciding on two names, they are and their meanings….
Madam Mayhem #5 ~ I currently go by Madam Heather on all my screen names and Mayhem because I am a huge fan and user of http://www.ModelMayhem.com
Dual Cruiser #40 ~ Rout 40 runs straight through Hagerstown and back in my day as a teenager we used to as we called it CRUISING THE DUAL. SO I though this name would be appropriate for me as well.
Perhaps the winner will help me make my decision ;)
xoxoxox,
FM Heather
Russian Rouletta
(With a Russophile Irish girl, you never know what kind of shot you’ll get…)
heather – you should go with dual cruiser…i like that one a lot! it sounds scary…and has hometown history…
ha so funny-
My name is Mary – BLOODY MARY!
my friends name is Ashley=Ash=smAsh=SMASH YOUR FACE!
Kate: sKate or DIE
Plankton Ho: marine bio lab nickname from doing so many plankton tow’s…
Limber Lolita
Kat A. Pult
Sarah Impalen
Anita Wang
Ripp U Anewone
his wife
rock’nroller
EmiLee Harvey Oswald
I came up with one for a friend who works in a coffee shop.
XXXpresso
Number Venti(italian for 20+Starbux)
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