Bye Bye Tickle Me Elmo!

Look what we have for the pinata Jedi in you: a Sesame Street Elmo.

Filled with tasty candy, not crap recordings, this Elmo will be up for a beating come 6pm today. A beating at the hands of tipsy MBDC readers slowed by burgers and dogs yet hyped up on watermelon.

Will he survive or be kicked to death? You’ll only know if you join us for the MBDC Y3 BBQ!

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”