Late Father’s Day Gift Idea #1: Porn Star Wig

Porn Guy Wig Shop

Did you forget Father’s Day? Well, it’s not too late to go get him something that says, “Thanks for teaching me to throw the football,” or, “Geez, Pop – you’re swell!”

Here is the perfect gift for the father who has nearly everything: a wig and mustache combo from Crown Wigs at 706 King St. in Alexandria. Dad will be speechless and will know the love runs deep when he tries on this wig and mustache combo and the ladies hang off him like a cheap suit.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Carl Weaver is a writer and brewer for RealHomebrew.com and has been making beer and wine for more than 20 years. He is also an avid photographer and writer and just finished his first book, about a trip he took to Thailand to live in Buddhist monasteries. He considers himself the last of the Renaissance men and the luckiest darned guy in the world. Follow him on Twitter.

Comments are closed.