Do you remember last week when we witnessed Hummers mating? Were you shocked that anyone would need not just one, but two Hummers in their life?

Well hold on to your CAFE because now we have another insult to the atmosphere: the stretch Hummer!

I don’t know about you, but I find this a monstrosity that should be taken out back and shot before it global warms us any more.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”