I was minding my own business, chowing down at Chipotle on Connecticut, when all of a sudden a crazy-eyed, old man burst through the door shouting, “Great Scott! Marty is going before congress in the year 2021 to ask for Parkinson’s research money! I must travel to the future to prevent Jenna Bush from being elected and vetoing the stem cell bill! Quick! Someone give me a bottle of vodka, and I’ll need your leftover meals for the flux capacitor!”

I parted with my carnitas burrito, but there was no way I was giving up my guacamole. A guy has his priorities.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Max Cook

Hailing from the Mile High City, Max has also lived in Tinsel Town, the Emerald City, as well as the City of Brotherly Love. Now a District resident, he likes to write about cool photos by local photographers, the DC restaurant and bar scene, or anything else that pops into his mind.