Someone left a smelly box on a counter at the Postal Museum Post Office, prompting an evacuation while bomb and hazmat teams checked out the package. Turned out it was two cans of old spinach and a used diaper. So, this of course raises two questions: which of you jokers thought it would be a good idea to send that, and did the smell reach up to Capitol City Brewing Company?

Or was this someone trying out his own version of Postal Experiments? Didn’t work, dude.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Paulo Ordoveza

Roving Asian mendicant, can occasionally be seen wandering the streets of downtown Washington, muttering unintelligible gibberish to passers-by while pushing a “bag lady” shopping cart full of old blankets, American flags, soda cans, and healthy secondhand snacks from organic food shop dumpsters. Used to live in a cardboard box at 16th and K but the rent was too expensive.