For all those headed to the Spanish Safeway: Caution. Waiting for you over the door, in the Safeway sign is a whole flock of pigeons.

Pigeons, the city rats who fly, are there ready to poop, ready to dive, ready to make your Safeway day a scary experience. Anyone say “The Birds“?

I say duck and cover. Pigeon poop ain’t pretty on person or perishables.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”