Photo by DC Metroblogger

I don’t even know where to begin.

Maybe by questioning the thought pattern that thinks those boots work with that skirt.

Maybe by wondering about the physical discomfort of riding a bicycle in a short skirt on a cold morning.

Or maybe by calculating the inherent danger of a spiked boots/short skirt combo on a bike in morning commute traffic.

Regardless, I’m calling the fashion police, if only to save her from herself.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”