While DCist is apparently pissing on itself in the Metro, look at the handy Exceloo relief station I found at the Huntington Metrorail station.
This would be a free, handicap accessible bathroom at the Huntington Avenue exit.
Now while the restroom could use a fan, the last customer left a nose-burning stink bomb, I would love to see such bathrooms at every Metrorail station. Or at least the ones it could fit into without slowing down traffic.
Then neither you nor DCist would be inconvenienced when next incontinent.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs