Photo by DC Metroblogger

Who might be using this low-slung urinal in the Westin Arlington Gateway hotel?

Ballston midgets or dwarves, that’s my guess for this ankle splasher in the men’s bathroom.

That or men hung low. Either way, it makes me feel grand.

Remind me to frequent more places where I can tower over my fellow midget man.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”