“See Dave, I told ya. This is DC. No matter if a concerned citizen called the Mayor’s Service Request Center and asked for the ‘P. Tel Co’ manhole to be filled in, it wouldn’t be fixed.”
“Now hold off, Bob, at least they put two cones in the hole. You’re so cold you took the one we left.”
“So?”
“They might fix it, I tell ya. They just might.”
“Yeah, and pigs will fly”
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