This post on washingtondc.craigslist.org might actually make me brave the Zipcar/Felxcar system that others keep yapping about, if only to avail myself of a condom machine now out in Hyattsville for my already beer-fridge-equipped DC bachelor pad

Condom machines – $5

Reply to: sale-179729709@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-08, 2:02PM EDT

LifeStyle brand condom machines, 12 in all, $5 each or all 12 for $50. Good condition, still operate, keys included. Please don’t ask a bunch of questions about them; I don’t know where to get the condoms for them and I haven’t used them for a long time. Either buy them for novelty use or know what you want to do with them already. Must pick up.

This is in or around Hyattsville, MD

Wait! I just checked Froogle and condom vending machines retail for $350+ which makes this post not only humors, but also financially appealing.

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