So there is a woman seeking donations for a boob job on DC Craigslist. While Wonkette got all excited, I say she’s out of luck.

First, it’s not original or even all that engaging. Michele of giveboobs.com did it the best and most famously way back in 2002 and now there is a whole Google Directory of websites for it.

All brains – no boobs

Then, according to Wired, copy cats aren’t doing so well in following in her footsteps. Seems we’re bucks for boobs out. Oh, that is unless you count Babes for Boobs. That’s still going strong – $4,680 last month and way more than the 2005 Babes for Boobs sale.

Last but not least, with deep insights like this:

I hope to one day soon be a leading broadcast journalist, but feel that my small chest is holding me back.

or

I know this surgery will increase my chances three-fold on top of my education, experience and talent.

I think she might need more than a C-cup upgrade to beat out Christiane Amanpour.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”