Its early for CPAC, they’re not yet foaming at the mouth as they babble incoherently about tax reform or immigration. No, at 11am they’re playing with pork. Pink pork. Guess they don’t know, pork is the other white meat.

Speaking of white, I just saw the Black Republican Caucus, which like Log Cabin Republicans, is beyond my mental comprehension. What are these people thinking? What am I thinking? The lone liberal so jaded I’m apolitical.

Got bets on how long I’ll last?

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”