While I went Asian already, I could go back and get a liberal leg up on Michelle Malkin. Better yet, I wanna go volume and crash her Claire Booth Luce Policy Institute luncheon.

Oh and that’s not for the mind-numbing babble she might spout, no its for the crowd – limited to “Female high school and college students only.”

Aww, yeah, I’m gonna be twenty-nine again!

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Wayan Vota

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”