It’s not that I don’t appreciate your upgrading my coffee options, darlings, but we geeks need our toys first and coffee second. After all, there’s lots of other caffeine delivery systems out there to pick from. Our very own Fairfax-based nerd-toy seller Think Geek has a suite of stuff ranging from caffeinated mints and gums to sodas and effervescent tablets, a la Alka-Seltzer, so I can manage that part myself.
No, what I need more than that is bandwidth and you’ve scorned me for other cities. C’mon, Long Beach and JFK get it but we don’t? JFK I get, given the number of flights you run out of there. But Long Beach? We’ve got almost as many flights! Pony up the bits, Blue!
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