While you’re surfing Craigslist for Butterstick passes, don’t forget to check out the personals. There you can find a man who will give you more than a pass for your Rosy Palms and her five sisters. We’re talking literate men who can express themselves, like this 4,000 word manifesto about your & his “jobs” in this relationship. Here’s a snippet of his brilliance:
Now in exchange for me doing my job well and keeping our relationship alive and well, you will have to do your part as well. If one of us fails to perform his/her role, the arrangement crumbles and I become an asshole and/or you become a nagging bitch. I know. I have seen it on TV, in the grocery store on a Saturday morning, in restaurants etc… It’s all around us. All the couples fighting – where you can just feel their bitter energy and you know they are doomed – that
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